Some fun jokes

~ Two men walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have ducked.

~ I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. 

~ Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?"
Waiter: "Sorry, sir, but I'm pretty sure she wants to eat it herself."

~ One company owner asks another: "tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the morning?"
Bill replies: "Easy, 30 employees and 20 parking spaces."

Hahahaha
Q: What did the monkey say to the dietician?
A: "An all-banana diet? You're kiddin', right?"

Q: What did the monkey say to the zookeeper?

A: "I wanna see my lawyer."

What did the monkey say to the alligator?
"My, what big teeth you..."